Alt.TV – 9/11/09

Are you bored of the same old TV shows? Tired of the mainstream? Then check out this round-up of alternative movies and series showing on UK television tonight…
8.00pm Chuck (Bravo)
Huge US hit series about an endearingly geeky electronics store worker who becomes a spy when he accidentally downloads government secrets into his brain comes to it’s new home on Bravo. Season 1, episode 1.

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8.00pm Gun (Zone Thriller)
Second episode of the Robert Altman anthology mini series that tracks the path of a gun through it’s various owners. In this episode a wealthy Japanese businessman’s death launches a search for the gun by a seasoned cop, determined to solve one last case. Stars Martin Sheen and Nancy Travis.

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8.00pm FlashForward (Fiver)
Repeat of the sixth episode of the latest hot American import. The premise of the show is simple: everyone in the world blacks out for 2 minutes 17 seconds, during which each person has a vision of their future 6 months from now. Then the investigation begins…

9.00pm FlashForward (Five)
Premiere of the 7th episode of the latest hot American import. The premise of the show is simple: everyone in the world blacks out for 2 minutes 17 seconds, during which each person has a vision of their future 6 months from now. Then the investigation begins…

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9.00pm Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (Sky Movies Action & Thriller)
Kick ass kung fu movie based on the life and career of martial arts superstar, Bruce Lee. Haunted by demons. Bruce was taught martial arts at childhood. Bruce then was told by his father to flee to the United States. There, he opened up a Martial Arts school, then was chosen to be the Green Hornet’s sidekick, Kato. Then, his big movie career that included “The Big Boss” and “Enter the Dragon”. Fighting many enemies along the way, including his childhood demon.

10.00pm The Erotic Adventures of the Three Musketeers (Movies4Men)
Adult cinema’s hottest stars come forth in a raunchy re-telling of Dumas’ classic tale of lusty ladies, randy rogues and screwed scoundrels. Traci Winnstars as a beautiful young maiden who is determined to become the fourth musketeer, even if it means taking on every sword in the kingdom. She may duel like a man, but can she love like a woman? Who is behind the dastardly plot to defile the Queen’s scrumptious jewels? Also stars Diedre Holland, Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy.

11.00pm Death Racers (Zone Horror)
In a dystopian future, contestants compete in a cross-country road race in which killing is part of the game. The Asylum return yet again with another quick cash in. This time it’s the turn of Death Race, only instead of Jason Statham we get the Insane Clown Posse and TNA wrestler Raven!

12.00am Bikini Car Wash Company (Movies4Men 2)
A group of young women decide to help out at the local carwash. To attract more customers and increase profits the girls opt for a simple uniform… the bikini. Cars queue up for miles, but the authorities aren’t happy with the way women are operating.

12.45am Albino Farm (Zone Horror)
Home and Away’s Tammin Sursok and the WWE’s Chris Jericho star in this DTV horror that sees a bunch of college students exploring the Ozark Mountains for a school assignment, stumble upon a group of scary, redneck cave-dwellers.