Are you bored of the same old TV shows? Tired of the mainstream? Then check out this round-up of alternative movies and series showing on UK television tonight…
8.05pm Lightning Strikes (Syfy)
A rural sheriff (Kevin Sorbo) faces a seemingly impossible battle when he is forced to defend his small town from a demon riding bolts of lightning and causing mayhem. From director Gary Jones (Boogeyman 3, Spiders).
9.00pm Blade: The Series (Horror Channel)
Slick small-screen adaptation of the popular Blade franchise. Blade and Shen hunt down a notorious vampire serial killer, while Charlotte makes a deal with Chase. Season One, episode 10.
9.50pm Derailed (Syfy)
A secret agent teams up with a cat burglar to stop terrorists stealing a deadly virus being transported on a high-speed train. However, the situation becomes more fraught when the hero discovers his family is also on board. Action adventure, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Laura Elena Harring, Tomas Arana and Van Damme’s real-life son, Kristopher Van Varenberg.
11.00pm The Chair (Horror Channel)
Supernatural horror putting you on the edge of your seat. A girl with a history of mental problems unwittingly unleashes the ghost of a long dead child killer. Can she prove it’s not all in her head?
12.10am Christina (Movies4Men)
B-movie queen Jewel Shepard plays Christina Von Belle, the world’s richest playgirl, who gets kidnapped an all female all lesbian terrorist group. She escapes from the lesbians only to be captured by some smugglers / gourmet chefs. Yes that’s right… gourmet chefs! You have to see it to believe it! Fortunately Jewel never keeps her clothes on for more than five minutes. Check out Jewel in her prime taking a shower, taking a bath, taking a sauna, dancing totally nude while everyone else is clothed, and making sweet beautiful love to the world’s ugliest male costars. And then there are the infamous toy car scenes…
